I’m going to assume one of my followers needed a corgi today, and leave this here.
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
Offensive business cards
Tired of those people cutting you off, parking in two spots or just being downright idiots? Well, these business cards are a great way to have your vengeance in a civilized way. Simply grab a suitable offensive business card for the situation and either slip it under there windshield wiper, leave it with the bill or just go right up and hand it to them.
WHAT GUYS LOOK FOR IN GIRLS:
- STUNNING EYES
- A LIL FREAKY WHEN UR ALONE