don’t spend 60$ on a crop top at american apparel please love yourselves
I hope there are days when you fall in love with being alive.
i’m so sorry kids the easter bunny didn’t hide any eggs today because he smoked weed and now he’s dead. let that be a lesson to you
Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.
I was always afraid of Ohio
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus
This is how every Greek Myth begins
Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.
Everyone. I mean it.
I’m going to assume one of my followers needed a corgi today, and leave this here.